Derek Beasley App: Weather that's Always Wrong

For those of you who don't live in Cincinnati, there is a weather man on NBC morning news named Derek Beasley. He's referred to as a Chief Meteorologist AND he has a little jingle on his commercials that say 'Derek said it would be like this.' The only problem is that he is always wrong. 

So what if there was a weather App a la Derek Beasley. Except the weather is always wrong, since it always is.

Boyfriend

What if there was an app that told you that 'you looked beautiful and your outfit shows off your figure' while you're getting ready to go out with friends. Or better yet, complemented you all day long.

Deck of Cards

What if there was an app that sliced your iPhone into 52 slivers so you can use it as a deck of cards?

Baseball

What if your iPhone turned into a baseball. 

I hope you get 3 strikes, otherwise you're iPhone is smashed and somewhere in the outfield.

I have an idea...

What if there was an app that was a Scale. 

Instructions: 

Step 1: put your iPhone on the floor

Step 2: Stand on your iPhone with both feet

Step 3: 

oops, you crushed your iPhone

Welcome!

Late on a sunday night, a few friends and I were having a hard time trying to fall asleep. So we started texting Really Really dumb app ideas to each other on our iPhones. We'll post some, and so should you;)