Deck of Cards

What if there was an app that sliced your iPhone into 52 slivers so you can use it as a deck of cards?

Baseball

What if your iPhone turned into a baseball. 

I hope you get 3 strikes, otherwise you're iPhone is smashed and somewhere in the outfield.

I have an idea...

What if there was an app that was a Scale. 

Instructions: 

Step 1: put your iPhone on the floor

Step 2: Stand on your iPhone with both feet

Step 3: 

oops, you crushed your iPhone

Welcome!

Late on a sunday night, a few friends and I were having a hard time trying to fall asleep. So we started texting Really Really dumb app ideas to each other on our iPhones. We'll post some, and so should you;)